The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" sweatshirt is the ultimate crab pinching penis sweatshirt. Featuring the same crab from the original, larger and with the shell central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.
Soft and warm black sweatshirt. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense