Bro, you're looking kinda... submissive and breedable.
These 95% cotton dolphin shorts are ultra comfortable and ultra stylish. Get them in a random color for cheap, or check out our custom shorts to pick your ideal color.
Designed and printed in Philadelphia.
Size Guide: (Note: low end measurements on guide are from hand-done measurements of flat shorts. a regular user is a 5'10" 170lb woman and wears a medium.)
**All in-house booty shorts come with a free Shirt Bimbo sticker**
I really love these shorts, they're the right length (especially if I wear a long t-shirt for those ahem, times when you maybe don't want people reading them lol), & very comfy. I like wearing them to bed ^.^