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Goatse Booty Shorts - Random Color

Regular price $23.00

Inspiring Charlie XCX's moniker, Goatse.cx remains one of the most iconic and influential images online. We have taken the inspiration to make some Goatse shorts of our own. 

These 95% cotton dolphin shorts are ultra comfortable and ultra stylish. Get them in a random color for cheap, or check out our custom shorts to pick your ideal color. 

Designed and printed in Philadelphia.

 **All in-house booty shorts come with a free Shirt Bimbo sticker**

**Choose a free patch with every two pairs of shorts**

Size Guide: (Note: low end measurements on guide are from hand-done measurements of flat shorts. a regular user is a 5'10" 170lb woman and wears a medium.)

S M L XL 2XL
Waist Relaxed 24-28 26-30 27.5-31.5 29-33 30.75-34.75
Hips 36.6 37.8 39.4 41 42.5
Length 12.75 13 13.6 14.2 14.75

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Kitty
Very comfy!!!

Super cute and comfy. This is my 4th pair of shorts bimbo and I can't wait to buy more!