WARNING: DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING YOU LOVE IN THIS HOLE
These 95% cotton dolphin shorts are ultra comfortable and ultra stylish. Get them in a random color for cheap, or check out our custom shorts to pick your ideal color.
Designed and printed in Philadelphia.
Size Guide: (Note: low end measurements on guide are from hand-done measurements of flat shorts. a regular user is a 5'10" 170lb woman and wears a medium.)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||
| Waist Relaxed | 24-28 | 26-30 | 27.5-31.5 | 29-33 | 30.75-34.75 | |
| Hips | 36.6 | 37.8 | 39.4 | 41 | 42.5 | |
| Length | 12.75 | 13 | 13.6 | 14.2 | 14.75 |
**All in-house booty shorts come with a free Shirt Bimbo sticker**