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A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Trucker Cap

Regular price $27.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" trucker cap features a crab whose central body is replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Breathable mesh-backed trucker cap. Multiple colors available.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense