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A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Tank Top

Regular price $25.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" tank top features a crab with the central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Breathable black cotton tank top. Fits any gender.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼