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A Crab is Pinching my Penis Stickers

Sale price $3.50 Regular price $5.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" sticker features a crab where the shell's central body is replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Three sizes availabile.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

Size guide

  3X3 4X4 5.5X5.5
Height (inches) 3 4 5 ½
Width (inches) 3 4 5 ½