A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Snapback

Regular price $30.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" snapback features a crab with the shell central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Sturdy and stylish snapback. Available in solid black or with a red rim.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

Head circumference: 22″–24″ (55–60 cm)