A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Sleeveless Tee

Regular price $27.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" sleeveless tee features a crab with the central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Soft and comfortable black cotton sleeveless tee. Fits any gender.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

Size guide

  S M L XL
Shirt Width (inches) 18 20 21 5/8 23 5/8
Shirt Length (inches) 26 27 28 29
Chest to fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49