A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Fleece Pullover

Regular price $35.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" fleece pullover is the ultimate crab pinching penis pullover. Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Featuring a red crab sillhouette whose central body is replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". This slogan was created by twitter user @whale_defense.

Fashionable and ultra warm fleece lined pullover. Fits any gender.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31
Chest Width (inches) 20 21 23 25 26 ½
Sleeve Length (inches) 23 ½ 24 24 24 24