A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Crop Top

Regular price $30.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" crop top features a big crab where the central body has been replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Flexible comfy crop top that falls just above the belly button. Fits any gender.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

*Note: the printer makes every effort to place the design exactly as seen, but due to the nature of printing these particular items a shift of 0.5-1" is possible.

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 33 ⅛ 34 ⅝ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝ 48 ⅞
Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41