A Crab is Pinching my Penis Crop Hoodie

Regular price $43.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" crop hoodie is the ultimate crab pinching penis gear. Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Soft and warm crop hoodie. Fits any gender.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Width (inches) 22 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½ 29 ½
Length (inches) 18 ⅝ 19 ⅜ 21 ⅜ 22 ⅛ 22 ⅞