The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" crop hoodie is the ultimate crab pinching penis gear. Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.
Soft and warm crop hoodie. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Soft and warm crop hoodie. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 22 | 23 ½ | 25 ½ | 27 ½ | 29 ½ |
| Length (inches) | 18 ⅝ | 19 ⅜ | 21 ⅜ | 22 ⅛ | 22 ⅞ |