Do Not Insert Booty Shorts - Random Color

Regular price $33.00

WARNING: DO NOT INSERT ANYTHING YOU LOVE IN THIS HOLE

These 95% cotton dolphin shorts are ultra comfortable and ultra stylish. Get them in a random color for cheap, or check out our custom shorts to pick your ideal color. 

Designed and printed in Philadelphia.

Size Guide: (Note: low end measurements on guide are from hand-done measurements of flat shorts. a regular user is a 5'10" 170lb woman and wears a medium.)

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist Relaxed 24-28 26-30 27.5-31.5 29-33 30.75-34.75 32.2-36.2
Hips 36.6 37.8 39.4 41 42.5 44
Length 12.75 13 13.6 14.2 14.75 15.4

 

  **All in-house booty shorts come with a free Shirt Bimbo sticker**

 

 

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Benjamin

The small is a bit too big, and one of the sides wasn't fully sewn. Other than that, it's great.