The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" crop sweatshirt is the ultimate piece of crab pinching penis clothing. Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.
Soft and warm black sweatshirt. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Soft and warm black sweatshirt. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Size guide
| S | M | L | |
| Width (inches) | 21 ⅜ | 22 ¾ | 25 ⅛ |
| Length (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¼ | 20 ½ |