The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" fleece pullover is the ultimate crab pinching penis pullover. Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.
Featuring a red crab sillhouette whose central body is replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". This slogan was created by twitter user @whale_defense.
Fashionable and ultra warm fleece lined pullover. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Featuring a red crab sillhouette whose central body is replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". This slogan was created by twitter user @whale_defense.
Fashionable and ultra warm fleece lined pullover. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Body Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Chest Width (inches) | 20 | 21 | 23 | 25 | 26 ½ |
| Sleeve Length (inches) | 23 ½ | 24 | 24 | 24 | 24 |