The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" long sleeve tee is the ultimate crab pinching penis long sleeve tee. Featuring the same crab from the original, larger and with the shell central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.
Comfortable and stylish black long sleeve tee. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Comfortable and stylish black long sleeve tee. Fits any gender.
Designed by a Philadelphia crab.
Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Shirt Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Chest Width (inches) | 16 1/2 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Chest to fit (inches) | 31-34 | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50-53 |