A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Dad Hat

Regular price $29.00

The "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis" dad hat is the ultimate crab pinching penis hat. Featuring the same crab from the original, larger and with the shell central body replaced by text reading "A Crab Is Pinching My Penis". Pair with cargo shorts to become lord of the boardwalk.

Sturdy adjustable hat. Multiple colors available.

Designed by a Philadelphia crab.

Slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense

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