These Are Not My Tits Crop Top

Regular price $33.00

A new take on an old classic, and an even older classic. This is not a pipe, these are not my tits, this is not my beautiful wife.

Flexible comfy crop top that falls just above the belly button.

Designed in Philadelphia.

*Note: the printer makes every effort to place the design exactly as seen, but due to the nature of printing these particular items a shift of 0.5-1" is possible.

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest (inches) 33 ⅛ 34 ⅝ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝ 48 ⅞
Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾ 41