Rule the boardwalk with this silly little t-shirt. Pair your "Crab is Pinching my Penis" tee with some cargo shorts to truly make a splash
100% organic cotton, 100% perfect.
Designed in Philadelphia.
Based on a slogan by twitter user @whale_defense.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 25 ¼ | 16 ⅛ |
| M | 26 | 17 ¼ |
| L | 26 ¾ | 18 ½ |
| XL | 27 ⅝ | 19 ¾ |
| 2XL | 28 ¼ | 20 ⅞ |