A Crab Is Pinching My Penis Classic Tee

Regular price $22.99

Based on a slogan created by twitter user @whale_defense.

100% cotton, 100% perfect.

Designed in Philadelphia.

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS (inches) 27 16 ½
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
4XL (inches) 34 30
5XL (inches) 35 31